To the homebuilder who chose to install this light fixture

in one of your homes…..

SIR, You deserve a swift punch in the throat!

WTF kind of style were you going for? Were you drunk? Did you misplace your glasses? Is this your idea of a prank?

 If so…Well Played Sir, well played!

 It's a weird combo of an egg shape with a barrel flair?…

IDK but it had to go ASAP!

Since I am a Cheap Motha (shut ur mouth), I found this decorative lantern 

@ Ross- Yes my favorite store :) It was $22.00. 

I threw up a little in my mouth because anything over $10.00 and I get light headed. 

But I thought for a light fixture it was a bargain!

 So off to the house we went to rig up my new light……

         

 I used the existing chain, ceiling mount, and the existing          

 lighting that was stored inside the "Egg-Barrel."

I did spray paint the candlestick things inside gray, and I dry brushed black paint on the chain and ceiling mount to tie in with the lantern.

 And since the top of the lantern was vented already I was able to keep the bottom attached- 

Not bad for a quick and easy upgrade- 

(If you or ANYONE you know suffers from a homebuilders lighting mistake, it's not too late for help. There are plenty of options out there for you. Consult with Pintrest or maybe a crafty friend. There is still time, don't lose hope.)