Thursday, January 31, 2013

BLOG IT LIKE IT'S HOT!!!!!

Ok here I go.... I'm gonna do it.....  I can't believe its happening....
WAIT!!!!! 
Let me pop a Xanex. 
All right here goes NOTHIN!
 I SWORE I would never be a "BLOGGER."(No offense to you bloggers.....) 
 Maybe it was because the last blogs I looked at were like 5 years ago and boring. They were mostly personal family blogs, or some kind of useless tips I didn't care to listen too.
Don't get me wrong, I WISH I was a loving mother and kept a personal Blog about my families lives, but I SUCK at that stuff! I have 4 kids: 34, 14, 9, and 5, If you haven't figured that one out… The 34 year old is my husband. By far the biggest child I own. They all are awesome and I LOVE their guts!!!
Enough about them- This is about ME! 
FOCUS!!!!!!
(just FYI, I am also ADD, so this should be fun for my readers! Ha) 

I have a few simple rules for my future AMAZING Blog "Groupies."

*I am NOT an English major. 
*I do NOT apply correct punctuation all the time.
*I often capitalize words that I feel like capitalizing. Did it need to be capitalized? probably not- 
DON'T CARE! 
* I am a big fan of the exclamation mark, and using it excessively!!!!  <---SEE
*I am sure I will have a TON of flaws throughout my postings, so instead of correcting me just
GET OVER YOURSELF! 
Please know I say that out of LOVE! I am a VERY blunt person- and Extremely Sarcastic!!!!!
without sarcasm, I cease to exist-
Ummm that should be a quote! Holy Sh*T, I am already Amazing at this!


With my terrible typing skills, & sarcastic attitude,
I will take you all on various journeys, involving things I LOVE to do.
well not EVERYTHING----PERVERTS!!!!
get your mind out of the gutter!

Ok....Now what??????........Hmmmmm......

What the crap do I do now? refinish furniture? talk about proper make up techniques?
aghhhhhh!
PRESSURE!!!!!!!!

To Be Continued :)
I need more Xanex!


PEACE OUT GROUPIES!!!!!!!!