Ok here I go.... I'm gonna do it..... I can't believe its happening....
WAIT!!!!!
Let me pop a Xanex.
All right here goes NOTHIN!
I SWORE I would never be a "BLOGGER."(No offense to you bloggers.....)
Maybe it was because the last blogs I looked at were like 5 years ago and boring. They were mostly personal family blogs, or some kind of useless tips I didn't care to listen too.
Don't get me wrong, I WISH I was a loving mother and kept a personal Blog about my families lives, but I SUCK at that stuff! I have 4 kids: 34, 14, 9, and 5, If you haven't figured that one out… The 34 year old is my husband. By far the biggest child I own. They all are awesome and I LOVE their guts!!!
Enough about them- This is about ME!
FOCUS!!!!!!
(just FYI, I am also ADD, so this should be fun for my readers! Ha)
I have a few simple rules for my future AMAZING Blog "Groupies."
*I am NOT an English major.
*I do NOT apply correct punctuation all the time.
*I often capitalize words that I feel like capitalizing. Did it need to be capitalized? probably not-
DON'T CARE!
* I am a big fan of the exclamation mark, and using it excessively!!!! <---SEE
*I am sure I will have a TON of flaws throughout my postings, so instead of correcting me just
GET OVER YOURSELF!
Please know I say that out of LOVE! I am a VERY blunt person- and Extremely Sarcastic!!!!!
without sarcasm, I cease to exist-
Ummm that should be a quote! Holy Sh*T, I am already Amazing at this!
With my terrible typing skills, & sarcastic attitude,
I will take you all on various journeys, involving things I LOVE to do.
well not EVERYTHING----PERVERTS!!!!
get your mind out of the gutter!
Ok....Now what??????........Hmmmmm......
What the crap do I do now? refinish furniture? talk about proper make up techniques?
aghhhhhh!
PRESSURE!!!!!!!!
To Be Continued :)
I need more Xanex!
PEACE OUT GROUPIES!!!!!!!!
